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7th Oct 2024

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (aka The Original Deadpool & Wolverine?)

Join us for this latest installment of Cape or Cap, where we dive deep into X-Men Origins: Wolverine!

This week, we're kicking off our "Ryan & Hugh Road Trip" visiting all the films that we felt led to their big 2024 blockbuster together Deadpool & Wolverine but more importantly divided the fandom. First stop: X-Men Origins: Wolverine—the explosive prequel that explores the beginnings of everyone's favorite adamantium-infused mutant, Wolverine. We’ll break down the plot, dissect the characters, and tackle the big questions:

  • Is this good storytelling?
  • How does it compare to other films, comics, and larger narratives?
  • What was happening behind the scenes during the creation of this production and after its release?
  • And as always, is this a "cape" or a "cap"?

01:13:46 Cape or Cap Verdict

Referenced Materials:

  • Origin (alternatively known as Wolverine: Origin or Origin: The True Story of Wolverine) by  Bill Jemas, Joe Quesada and Paul Jenkins, and illustrated by Andy Kubert and Richard Isanove

Hosts: Chamar Griffith and Andrew Tejada

Producers: Chamar Griffith and Andrew Tejada

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He starts fighting with Gambit. At one point we see

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a very badly done CGI thing with like fire of a fire escape,

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which had me questioning how tall the fire escapes are in New

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Orleans, um, but then not nearly that tall. Okay, this. At this

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point, he cut a skyscraper down like it is not that tall. I Hi,

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I'm Chamar Griffith and I'm Andrew Tejada. We're going

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through superhero productions to let you know if they're still

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fun or the hype around it was dumb on Cape or cap a Black Nerd

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superhero podcast. You

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welcome

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to this week's installment of Cape or cap, a

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Black Nerd superhero podcast. My name is Chamar Griffith,

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codename ComicChams, and I am Andrew Tejada, codename Arete.

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Andrew and I have known each other since 1996 that was the

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gear codename Wolverine, the movie dropped. Harry Gordini,

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college professor and ex Navy SEAL becomes caught in a war

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between a ruthless drug cartel and the United States government

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when a group of international terrorists kidnaps his 10 year

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old son. That's what IMDb says. I don't see anybody famous,

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respectfully from this movie. I hope everyone's doing well, but

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there was no sequel. I don't know. I don't know what happened

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after this. They even change it to like cold, name the

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Wolverine, or anything like that. No, no, it's just the main

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guy was in God's Not Dead. We the People, which I think is the

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fourth or fifth one in the series. So great. Well, I do

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hope they're all doing well with whatever career paths they

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decide to choose. But I guess today we're talking about

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someone who decided to continue on his career path. I wish being

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playing the Wolverine for what was it like 19 years or so with

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forward, a lot like, at least, at least, at least. Okay, yeah.

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You know, I think it was about 19 years because I remember X

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Men came out in about the year 2000 Logan came out, 2019, and

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then, just like Michael Jordan popped out of retirement for

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Deadpool and wolperie, you're right, 17 years exactly

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straight.

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look at that. That's why they call me ComicChams

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y'all uh, but speaking about Hugh Jackman in the Wolverine,

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we're going to talk about his first full feature length film,

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where it was just really only him and a bunch of his people

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with some excellent references. As we talk about X Men. Origins

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Wolverine, the 20th century. Fox film, the fourth film within the

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X Men, kind of universe in the bit. This movie had a runtime of

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107 minutes. This 2009 PG 13 film. So you already know how

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we're leveling this out throughout the rest of this

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movie was directed by Gavin Hood, who is the director behind

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such productions like Ender's Game and the Prison Break spin

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off series, breakout kings. There was a spin off series,

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yeah, I think it took place between seasons four and five,

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because I thought that was called legends of tomorrow, the

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Prison Break spin off. But I, yeah, I sometimes mess up names

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alternate universe where flash this a flashpoint match. We got

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some writers here today, two writers. Our duo here can

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include Skip Woods, who's known for writing swordfish 2000 10s,

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the A team, and both Hitman movies, Hitman and it's a

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reboot, which I found that was a reboot Hitman 47 don't even

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remember it. And then he worked alongside this dude named David

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benoff. Benioff, I mean, I'm not even throwing fans, calm down.

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Calm down. Calm down. We didn't want this to happen. It's, it's

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already in the past. I'm sorry. All right, so now that we kind

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of level set here, let's, uh, jump into the cast list as we

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got Hugh Jackman returning for his fourth time as the Canadian

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uncanny protagonist here, uh, now going by the name jaze

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Howlett for a good part of the film. Then becomes Logan, and

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then chooses the name Wolverine. Fun fact, his younger

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counterpart is played by YouTube star and now two time Grammy

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Award nominee Troy Sivan. Oh, wow, wow. Look at I can't

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imagine. In this career trajectory, like how this even

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came about. Good for you. Next up, Lee Schreiber, great actor

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who's always been killing it, especially when you remember

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that he was caught and weary in the first three screen movies.

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So very, very much knows about the intimidating premise and the

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creating a scary situation in films. He is Victor? Actually,

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do they even use the last name creed? I don't think so. All

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right, I really don't think so. He's just Victor. And we're not

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going to say he doesn't go by the code name that we know him

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for, but we also know him in comics and across X Men

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productions as the character saber tooth. The two of them are

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part of a larger team that gets shown throughout the film,

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including Ryan Reynolds, who plays his first iteration of

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Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool Dominic Monahan, great person

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because he introduced us to the joys of second breakfast and

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Lord of the Rings. Today. He is Chris Bradley, who, in the

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comics, actually goes by the character by the name of bolt. I

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believe Kevin Durand. I have to they look very different. But

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Kevin Durant, you know him, great actor. You see him on

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screen on time. For me, when I see him, I know that he's up to

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no good. I remember him mostly in the Swamp Thing limited

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series that was on DC Universe as the florotic man. Jason

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Woodrow, Oh, okay. I recognize him from the vampire movie from

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this year, the ballerina, Abigail. Abigail, oh, Abigail.

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Yeah, he's great in Abigail. I really like his work. I I hope

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to see more of him. I haven't seen enough of him, yeah? Well,

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you'll definitely see a lot of him today, because he plays Fred

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Dukes, aka the character known in comics as the blob that was

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just he. He's a very big dude. I'm just saying, um, we also got

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Daniel Henney, the voice of Tadashi, on Big Hero Six. Uh,

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but Daniel Henney is the man with powers that we cannot

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explain, Agent Zero, yeah, if anyone knows what his powers

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are, please, please let us know in the comments. Will I Am is he

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the lead singer of The Black Eyed Peas, or is he just like,

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is he like the leader? Or I don't even know what to call

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him. Really, the Black Eyed Peas don't exist by any metric. They

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don't. They don't. There's no words we can describe the Black

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Eyed Peas. I do know this is his debut acting role. And good,

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good job, buddy. Yeah, so will I am play this plays the character

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John Wraith. We got some other supporting characters, including

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Taylor Kitsch, who's playing playing Remy LeBeau, who we know

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as Gambit. Remember it, um, Lynn Collins, uh, Andrew, you might

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know her as Leah or Leah from The Walking Dead series, yes,

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yes. Okay. I was like, Is there anything about her that we

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should know? I mean, she plays Kayla silver fox in our movie

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today. Well, she's not Native American. Um, no. Um, and she

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was not very liked, uh, her character, she was great

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performance on Walking Dead. Her character wasn't very liked,

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which is kind of ironic given where she ends in this movie.

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Oh, man. Alright. So next up we got Tim pacock. Um, he plays a

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young Scott Summers here that he does, that certainly does. And

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finally, we got Danny Huston playing General William striker.

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You'll remember his face in Yellowstone. He played the Nazi

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villain in the DCE Youth First Wonder Woman film. But more

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importantly, in a very fitting way to start this podcast,

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capercap. He was the voice of general Lane in the Justice

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League Flashpoint Paradox movie, which was the movie that we

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covered to start our podcast journey together. You know, we'd

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say we planned it, because we did, boom, Easter egg. Now we

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have easter eggs. All right. So with that, let's get ready to

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see if the there's enough mutant powers in this movie to make it

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a cape movie. And that's the movie we're talking about. Is X

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Men, origins, Wolverine. So we start with a sickly little boy

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named James being watched over by his very creepy friend,

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Victor. And his father comes in very concerned. Apparently, he

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just gets sick all the time. Victor remarks, oh, yeah, I used

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to get sick like you, but not anymore, because I started

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using. Metabolism, plus you can that's our sponsor for this

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episode. So please. Our sponsor is really nail clippers, and

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you'll see why later. But in any case, they're having a sweet

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little meeting in James bedroom, and all of a sudden there's a

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ruckus downstairs, and it's revealed that Victor's drunk

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father is downstairs with the a shotgun and Oh also, the dad

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went downstairs to check it out first, and now he's he's no

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longer with us. He's dead, yeah, quickest on screen appearance

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and death, I think I've ever seen. Um, we're shocked, and so

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is James here as he runs down to see his father on the ground.

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Um, he's he just his last breath, is just saying his son's

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name once again. And while all this is happening, we see

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Thomas, who is Victor's father, here, holding James's mother

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hostage. And he's just like we need to tell him the truth. We

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need to tell him the truth. But James, in the fit of rage, you

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start seeing that he starts producing the bone claws known

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for comic book fans as like the original form of Wolverine. So

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once these come out, he immediately runs towards Thomas.

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Slogan, stabbing him, I want to say in the gut, because it was

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like a drastic height difference. But this is also

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like, you know, you would think you could survive that. But this

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is also like 1845 so I feel like, like any, any small cut

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during that time was just like immediate death, which it was

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for this film here too. Yeah, I mean the diseases, I think it's

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the 1800s Yeah, you're not living that. So after committing

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a murder, his Logan's, uh, James's, the names are gonna be,

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it's gonna get confusing, yes, James's mom says you're a freak,

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so he runs outside, and Vic is quick to follow, saying, yo, I

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guess, since the man you just killed, that actually turns out

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to be your dad, and that's my dad. Crazy. Seems like we're

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half brothers. You want to, like, run away together and do

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some violence, and James is for it. And the two run into the

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greatest opening of any superhero movie, no cap of all

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time. This is the greatest opening right here.

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Yeah, because we get a chance to see them all grown up now. They

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are fighting in different wars. We saw first with the American

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Civil War. Because, again, this was 1845 so just few years

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later, you know, there was a quote, unquote battle for state

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rights. So we see them taking hits and actually getting a

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shot. And it doesn't seem like they're slowing down in any way,

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shape or form. So it's showing that, you know, from what we've

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known from the previous X Men movies, that they both have this

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kind of either invulnerability or regenerative healing factor.

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We immediately jump into World War One, and then we also jump

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into World War Two, which I think was the the storming of

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Normandy, which is so this is a very historical and educational

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film already, and then we pop over to the future, where we're

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in Vietnam. It's the Vietnam War, and we're seeing little by

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little during this time that James is seeing how Victor is

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becoming more and more aggressive, especially while in

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the Vietnam War, where James decides to take someone as like

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hostage for winning that battle that day. And it's unsure what

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he plans to do, but it does seem like it was not okay by anybody

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there, none of his Um, none of his friends, none of his um army

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mates decide said that this was something to be done. So as they

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try to stop him, he starts pushing everybody and attacking

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everybody. James tries to jump in to try to help quell the

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whole situation, but Victor's too far gone. He's just like

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getting angrier, and at one point he even kills their

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superior officer, which then leads to the reveal that they're

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not like us. They're not human at all. I tried. Yeah, there are

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no not saying they're, I mean, Victor, he might be doing some

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Drake stuff, but no, they're just mutants. Yeah, they do get

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shot by a firing line, but they don't die. So their supervisors

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throw them in jail, until Colonel striker appears and

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says, basically, Yucca right here in jail, or you could join

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my team. It's kind of like a kind of Suicide Squad or

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something. Okay, wrong universe, but he does want to put together

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a team black. Ops team. They literally have no other options,

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so they go on with it. And at this point, if you haven't

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watched this movie in a while, you might think, Okay, what's

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these things are? Are flowing really? Well, good montage. The

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opening was quick but effective. What? What? What is, could be

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any issue with this? Well, we jump into the a mission where

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they're on an airplane. Deadpool is quipping. We see Agent Zero,

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other people who are less important in the plane, and the

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way they talk in the scene, it's active. They've done missions

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before, or at least one or two missions prior to this. So now

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you're wondering how much time has passed since that

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conversation in Vietnam. Are we still in the 60s? Guess what?

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They're not going to answer that for you. We have no idea. And

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there are a lot of these time skips in the movie that there's

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nothing wrong with having a lot of time skips, but you have to

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be clear about where, because now you know Deadpool talking

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about how much he loves his sword and whipping it out his ex

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girlfriend's wedding is all well and dandy, but we have no like

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at one point, Wolverine turns to Fred Dukes and goes, Oh, you got

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another tattoo. You can't walk in every town and say you love a

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woman. It's like what, this has never happened for us before on

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a good scene. I don't know. I was really disoriented by that

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on the plane. I needed some level setting, because we had

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already, like, we already had that great montage where we are

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jumping through time. So you know, there it's when we're

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watching it. We just have an understanding of what time

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period it is, because just general American history has

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tells us, like when the Vietnam War was, when was World War Two

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and civil war, all that stuff. But once you establish that,

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like they've been on missions together to the point where they

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can joke with one another, even with Will i am telling will

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James to be nice, even though that might be difficult for you,

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because I've seen what you do in the past like that, kind of like

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that kind of dialog is something where it's just like, I can make

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that joke with a friend that I've known for a year. Has it

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been a year? Has it been six months? What's, what's, what's

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the time period? And we, as you mentioned, we don't get that

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answer at all, because we immediately jump into the

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mission. We do get some cool scenes where Bradley, he's,

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well, I'm very, I was very confused about Star, because I

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thought he was a techno path. Apparently, that's not the case.

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But he, in this movie, he portrays as a techno path, as he

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is the more point, like guiding and flying the plane around for

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everybody, while he's also in the back, just like laughing,

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having a good time with everyone. And I'm just like, I'm

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gonna need you to be a little bit more focused, probably only,

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like, two people on this plane already more gold. Also, like,

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did you? Did they not why? Why couldn't they get a pilot? There

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was no, it was never established why they couldn't just have a

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pilot for this mission, like a regular guy, anyone could have

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just flown the plane in general, like they were literally striker

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was not doing anything at all he could. Does he not know how to

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fly a plane? He just knows how to assemble teams, if, like, if

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it was a stealth mission. I still don't know if his powers

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can hide a plane. I don't think they can heal me for the plane

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to have stealth technology, right? And this, yeah, so for

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some reason, um, though he is useful on the team, I will admit

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in the upcoming sequence I like to call who is your powers and

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what do they do? Because they go to an armed compound of some

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kind, and Agent Zero, they the striker, says, Agent Zero, do

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your thing. And he just shoots real good, flips in the air and

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shoots good a lot. And those are his powers. I get, I don't is?

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What is it? Telekinesis? Is it? I'm just 90% sure he's like,

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there's that meme where it's just like what it looks like in

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demon slayer for all the form breathing is just take away the

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visuals and the animation. And that's Agent Zero. They did not

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have a budget for demon slayer like animation in this film, so

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they were just like Agent Zero. Just jump around, obviously, at

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an impulse, but they probably forgot, yeah, to be clear, he

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jumps like 100,000 feet in the air, right? Yeah, easily, and

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kills about like 50,000 police, security people outside of this

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mansion, which prompted the question, why did they bring

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anybody else, especially the blob? Well, the future blob, but

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now Fred Dukes, he punches a tank and is able to stop a shell

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from. Coming out and blow up the tank, which prompts my question,

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what are his powers? Tank? Just like punching tank, he's got

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tank abilities, that is it. And finally, to conclude the

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sequence of what are your powers, they get to the top

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floor, which thankfully, Bradley is able to turn on a turned off

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elevator. Good. Good job guy. And there's a couple final

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people to before they get to the final boss of this encounter. So

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Wade Wilson goes out and moves his swords real fast, fast

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enough to parry bullets and slice, yes, yes, slice him in

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half. What are his powers, though? What is it? He has my

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back powers? He is literally the MC news answer to Katana. Oh,

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I'm sorry, 20th Century Fox's answer to Katana. So, yeah. So

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overall, as as introductions to mutant, to teams of superpower,

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people go pretty, pretty unclear for three of them, why they're

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on the squad at all. Yeah. I mean, shout outs to my boy,

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Raith, because will i am big scene here? He one, one. I think

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he probably only had like, two scenes, but for me, yeah, where

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he does stop the person who is at the head the other side of

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this, wherever McMansion they're at, and they're this entire

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exchange striker walks up. He's like, All right, give us the

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thing. And he's just like, clearly, this is in these are

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just like, they're mining diamonds. And he's just like,

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just take all the diamonds that you want. Because he's thinking

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it's a general robbery. But then striker goes and pulls for what

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the guy at the table says is the least inexpensive thing on his

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table, which is just some random rock he's asking, Where did you

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get it from? The guy says, I don't know, but through some

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torture and coercion, he does share that he got it from this

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little, small village that gave it to him as a gift, I guess,

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for work from mining, diamond mining, I guess which they

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decide to go check in and end up holding the entire little

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village hostage. So

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the the leader of the village, uh, in a scene that kind of

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reminded me of, like that scene of Dragon Ball, where they're

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like, where are the Dragon Balls? They're sacred. You can't

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have them. So they started killing everybody. Same thing.

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Here they say the the rock or metal they found was sacred.

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It's some kind of Meteor, sure, Meteor called and mantium. I I'm

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sure that's, I thought that was the origin for Vibranium being a

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medium. But recently, they kind of explained now that Adamantium

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is just a poor version of the real thing that I think does

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come from space. Thank you for thank you for fixing the the

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continuity and X Men, world origins, Wolverine guys, we

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gotta do something. But, upon not giving them, they give the

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orders to start killing everyone. Logan, still with

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still James. James prevents Victor from killing one person,

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literally just one person, because Deadpool goes and kills

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like 50 people off screen and James is like, look, I'm done

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with this. I'm done with the killing. I'm walking away. And

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they're like, you can't, which I thought he couldn't, because of

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the whole, you know, legal thing with Vietnam. But then again,

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how long has it been since Vietnam? We're not sure. In any

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case, James is like, all right, I'm out. And he walks right up

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to Canada and starts a career as a lumberjack. So six years have

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passed, James is no longer James. He is going by his

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biological father's surname, Logan. He's living in Canada

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with his now girlfriend, a woman by, I think they just call her

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silver fox. Kayla Kayla Kayla Kayla right to justify the fact

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that she is not actually Native American, right? So he's living

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with his girlfriend. Kayla. Meanwhile, while all this is

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happening, we hop on over to what looks like a kind of, I

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guess, like Middle America carnival setting, where this

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couple are just having some fun playing some games. They come

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across Bradley, who is operating a game where it's just like, you

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have to turn off a light bulb that he is holding, which I'm

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like. If you can control electricity, if you can, at

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least, at the very minimum, if you have the power to turn

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things on and off with your mind, I do not think this is the

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only use of your power for money. I think there are a lot

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of other you could call like you could hold billionaire parties

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for ransom. That's what I would do. I would like, find where

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Elon Musk lives, and say, Yo, your electricity is not coming

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on tonight. They're like, Who is this? Don't worry about it. Your

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electricity is not coming on. Or one of his servers. Like, I'll

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shut down your entire Tesla servers for a day unless you

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give me a one time ransom. Do not come looking for me.

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Otherwise they will never turn on again. Like, I would do

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something like that one one time. Score Elon, we're friends,

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though, you know, we're good. If you want to send me a cyber

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truck or something, that's fine, just hypotheticals, but, yeah, I

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don't understand. They had to have been another use for his

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powers. So while he's there, the couple loses the game, they get

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very frustrated, and even make it seem as if like people are

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now trying or understanding that there are people out there that

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not like them. So as Bradley decides to retire for the night,

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he said in his he's in his truck, he's just trying to get

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some sleep. Kick back, and then he has a knock on the door. He's

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thinking of somebody coming for demanding the refund, but it's

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actually Victor, who walks in very menacingly. And it's just

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like, hey, man, it's been a while not gonna invite me in for

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a couple of something. And Bradley invites him in, which

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prompts Victor to be like, Hey, um, Wade's dead, looking for

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someone, figured you can help me. And Bradley states, I'm not

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afraid to die because I'm not afraid of you. I'm good. And

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this was the creepiest, though very well delivered line I've

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ever heard, where Victor is just like, How can you say you're not

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afraid of dying if you've never tried it yet? I'm scared it's

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cold. Leave Shriver again. Like there are some flaws in this

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movie that we will discuss, but overall, most, I want to say

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most. Most of the performances are good. And leeber really

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command Saber Tooth really gives it that menace, that that

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enjoyment of the carnage and the violence without going to ham,

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without beads to cartoony, it's great. But while he's murdering

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Bradley, Wolverine is murdering sheets, and not in a fun way, he

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has a nightmare and slices his sheets in his sleep. And Kayla

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goes, you know, what were we dream about? Were you dream

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about the war again? He's like, Yeah, which war? All of them.

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And I know it's supposed to be a cold live, but Nah, man, I think

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you would scream about like a specific war, not like a

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montage. It was. He was dreaming the opening sequence. I'm pretty

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sure that's what they were using. So the next day, he's

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going around making 19 grand for lumberjacking, and striker shows

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up and says, Hey, James Logan, whatever your name is, where

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someone's going around. And guess what, they're killing

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mutants like Bradley. And the thing about this is we already

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know. We already know who it is. So for us as an audience, this

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scene is not fun, because we there's no mystery, even if you

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go back and even if they had cut out the scene between Bradley or

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didn't have saber tooth in that scene, as an audience, what we

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have seen is they did some crazy black ops stuff six years ago,

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and now someone's coming to kill them. But there were no

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recognizable characters in that scene that could have done it.

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There wasn't like a kid looking at the back with a scar and an

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intense look. There wasn't like storm in the corner. There

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wasn't like apocalypse. And so there's no we. This means

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nothing to us, because there's nobody we know who could have

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done it. This reveal to Logan is absolutely absurd. Yeah, I

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agree, because it's like, you know, the immediate thing to be

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is to go like, you know, we know what the thing was, but it'd be

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like someone is working for someone else in a different

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sense. All that really just happens here is just like

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striker has this line. And the most entertaining thing about it

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is probably the very small pissing contest between Logan

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and Agent Zero, where Agent Zero shoots Logan's cigar in the

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middle of the. Crowd, and no one reacts. No one is like, no one's

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up in arms. No one's like, hit the deck, nothing. And he's he's

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talking in front of other people, and they see him get

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shot, and they're not like, Yo, either this guy's a good shot or

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Logan is very lucky, yeah. So after the the random shooting in

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lumberjack town, which apparently happens all the time,

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there's a brief scene where some guys decide to have a

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conversation in the middle of the damn road and block the

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whole road. So Logan wants to go and tear them up, but Kayla

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steps in, puts a hand on each of the men and goes, Hey, you calm

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down. Shoulders, guys, shoulders. It's a PG 13 movie.

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So she tells them to calm down. They do. Then she goes on that

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night to tell an extremely long story about like a Wolverine

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howling at the moon. I There's no point in repeating the story.

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That's where he gets his name from. We're moving on. The very

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next day, Logan is doing his lumberjack thing. Kayla's

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driving, and Logan catches a sniff of an old bro. His old

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bro, Victor is in town, and he's not here to bake him a cake and

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say hello so Victor, we see, starts making his way, walking

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over to Kayla in the scene, Kayla is in her car as she

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watches Victor basically scratch it up with his bare hands. When

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Logan runs over and find Kayla's car, he sees that the door has

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been ripped off. And as he's looking around, he sees a body

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on the ground. I mean, he runs towards it, he sees Kayla on the

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floor bloody, and can't feel a pulse. So he's immediately knows

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that Victor has killed the one person that he's loved this

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entire time. You know, he really tried to make a way make a new

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life for himself. He's very upset that Victor would do such

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a thing. So Victor is in the bar now pretty close by. He's

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basically using his claws to, like, draw a little smiley face

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on the table, and the guide the bartender walks up is like, Yo

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my man, you not from around here? Are you? Huh? Wait,

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we can't glance over the fact that this bar is a barn with one

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long wooden table, and seemingly five people go to this place to

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drink. And they do all the lumberjacks, right? They make a

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whole point that this place doesn't have insurance. Is I, we

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can, if they're Canadians, in the podcast Pete, tell me if I

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I've been to Montreal. But outside of Montreal, are there?

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Is this? How the bars are they just in whatever bar do you find

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no insurance? Just hate you're sitting on hay bales. In any

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case, overing shows up, and they still, he still insisted that,

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you know, you're going to need insurance for this. They just

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break the barn door, which is kind of disappointing, like,

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they don't mess up the bar, literally, they just, like, mess

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up the door, which I get, it's going to be a nightmare to

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replace, but that's it. There's no other damage, though, because

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there's, it's a lumberjack town like I'm not even saying sure

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somebody's got a spare door. They probably need it if it's

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built that shadowy. But they have a fight, and ultimately,

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which this is, this is a hilarious fight, because they

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are pretty well matched, but Victor really gets ahead once he

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dumps a bunch of logs on Wolverine, throws him in front

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of a truck, and then breaks Wolverine's bone claws off this

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one set of them. This is all funny, because later on, they

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keep saying you can't. You could never be Victor as you are with

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your regular powers. But Victor was just spamming environmental

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moves like he didn't beat him in a straight up fight. He just

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used his environment slightly better. That's everything else

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in the movie happens because of this. Like you No, just go for a

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round two man. I'm pretty sure you'll get him next time fight

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him on like a deserted plane, fight him in the desert. Yeah,

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I'm pretty sure you'll be fine. So now that this entire fight

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has happened and Wolverine has lost, oh, sorry, Logan has lost,

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here he decides to this is never again. People put three

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different names for your titular character. It is too much you

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can do. We can do just random, one off names, but when you have

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three, this is a lot. So now. All that Logan has lost, he

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decides to take striker up on this offer. The whole thing is

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that he's going to be taken somewhere to be given something

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that will give him an edge over Victor, so that he could finally

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get the vengeance for the death of Kayla. And that thing is, as

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striker will then explain, is that during the time when, then,

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when, after Wolverine had, after Logan had left, they found more

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of that media right this adamantium, so they found ways

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to incorporate it into a person's body. However, the

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thing that isn't told to Logan is that most, if not all of the

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people who have been subjected to the adamantium have died. But

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Stryker believes that, due to Logan's like basic stubbornness

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against death, that he should be able to survive the process, and

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that will give him the edge that he needs to take on Victor. And

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Logan's just like, bet, I'll do it. What I want, though, is,

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once you do this, I want a new set of dog tags. I don't want to

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say Logan. I wanted to say James. I wanted to say

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Wolverine, as a reference to the story that Kayla had told him,

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the last story she told him before she had passed also

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probably to avoid all that military draft dodging stuff

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that he's doing right now. So he gets into the machine, which is

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familiar to anyone who's seen anything, Wolverine X Men and,

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uh, apparently this is good. This is a really good thing. The

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movie does mention that anesthesia won't work on him, so

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he has to stay awake, which I think is really, really nice to

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show his pain tolerance. He's getting injected with a million

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needles, and it gets flashbacks to everything we saw for the

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last 40 minutes, in case y'all forgot, yeah, just in case you

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guys have fallen asleep, which, so after he survives the

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procedure, striker showing the general, hey, look, he survived

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the procedure. Striker is immediately like, okay, cool. It

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worked. You want to, like, erase his memory right now,

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apparently, a thing he can do, okay. But Wolverine now hears

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that wakes up. Zero tries to shoot him with regular bullets,

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but it doesn't work, which they should really be aware of. They

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just skull with Adamantium. Why do they think normal bullets

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were gonna do anything? Agent Zero, you're catching the zero

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here. Like this is, this is still dumb with you, bro. This

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was so easily unavoidable. What Logan just kills like, three

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people naked, which is kind of Yeah, while naked. And it's

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really jarring, because in other versions of this story I've

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seen, I've recently watched a whole X Men anime series and

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stuff, other versions of the story, Wolverine is like being

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brainwashed and tortured for months, breaks out of the

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facility, kills anyone standing in his way. So you understand

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why anyone has to die. But here it's like a guy was just doing

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his job. He's like, Hey, Karen, I'm gonna do the lawn

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afterwards. I gotta stay late for this metal procedure they're

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doing. I don't know what it is. First day on the job, the guy's

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just dead for no reason. He didn't do anything to you if I

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were covering somebody's shift. Oh my god. Anyway, uh, he runs

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out naked into another barn. What is it with this movie in

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Barnes? Tell me you man, this the the lumberjack. Oh, you know

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what it was the 2000s right around the time when Smallville

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was just all barn esthetic. I think it really influenced

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that's why we had lumberjack flannel phase during the 2000s

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That's right, you cracked the case. Yep. And speaking of

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Smallville, we see a young man who enters the home of two

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elderly people. We get their names, Travis and Heather

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Hudson. They walk into their barn. Travis walks into his barn

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with the shotgun. He sees Wolverine in a very much like

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Terminator pose, trying to hide from the shotgun, even though

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I'm pretty sure he'd be fine if he got hit by one the the old

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man, he's just like, Hey, you look like you just had a bad

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night, versus you looking up to do bad things. How about I give

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you some food and some clothing, but let me just bring it to you,

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because I don't want to give the misses a shock. And you know,

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granted, it's Hugh Jackman fully naked, like that's a shocking

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thing to see. And during this time he he's upstairs, he's in

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the bathroom, he's just cleaning up. You. And he decides to take,

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take his new Wolverine claws. I'm sighing because this is when

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the movie takes a drastic dip in CGI. Well, you know, he just got

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the bonded, so the CGI on his new clause isn't quite done. Oh,

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okay. Thank you. But if anyone out here has watched the the

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Power Rangers, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the movie The CGI

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of the claws is roughly the CGI level of every sword and Ivan

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Ooze monster. It is really bad. It is 90s. 90s bad. And it just

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is so jarring, because there is some good CGI later in this

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movie and prior to this. So the claws, which are arguably the

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most important CGI to get right, they just, they just cut corners

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on this one next day, this very kind family couple is like,

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here's my son's jacket. He gets his traditional brown jacket.

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And he's like, Yo, looks like you were about to do something

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bad. And Logan's like, yeah, yeah, I actually am. And the

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man's like, well, you know, you always got a choice to do

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something bad or not. Maybe that's the theme, maybe of this

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movie. I The old man's wife walks in with some tea and

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cookies, and she just gets shot. Yo, it is so sudden. It was like

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the do what you say. SNL skit, do what you do, what you do,

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what you say.

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She and her husband are gunned down by Agent Zero, which, in

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addition to being jarring, Agent Zero then says, look, the

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couple's down. Logan did it if you're going to frame Logan from

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murder and his thing, his one thing is claws. That's his

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thing. He kills people with his claws. Why the freak? Are you

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doing a headshot from 8 million yards like he's not Jason

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Bourne, he's a guy with claws. How are you framing him for

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this? Congratulation, Agent Zero. You catch another zero

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here, and I think he doesn't realize, I think his mistake,

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because he immediately grabs a rocket launcher that blows up

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the bar. Oh yeah. Why did you even go to the trouble of

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killing them? You were gonna blow up the whole bar. I would

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have totally accepted that the people didn't make it out of the

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live versus, let me see them get down in front of me. What, oh,

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my God, just this is too much. Um, and, speaking of too much,

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this is when we get the full on. Like, fast and free is special,

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of like so many action sequences, because the whole

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entire place is exploding as Wolverine grabs onto the

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motorcycle, somehow has enough time to grab the motorcycle,

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turn the key, drive it out before the building explodes and

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the hell and the the motorcycle comes out unscathed, like I will

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understand him. I don't understand how his clothes came

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out on skate. I don't understand how the motorcycle didn't even

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have a scratch. But he's driving around with it. He's heading

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straight towards Agent Zero, who also has, like, a helicopter as

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backup on his left. And Agent Zero is just like, Ah, he's

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coming this way, which precedes Agent Zero just running towards

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the helicopter and making what seems like a 30 feet jump and

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land safely inside of it. What is this man's powers? I truly, I

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truly don't know what this power set is, and in any case, we're

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now, there's crashing, it's all a mess of CGI, but the

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helicopter is on the ground. It made Michael Bay proud.

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Wolverine slices spark to blow up the helicopter walks away

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from it all cool, thus ending Agent Zero elsewhere. Stryker

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says he found a young mutant that is wearing red glasses and

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can't doesn't know what el habla means in Spanish, which, you

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know, it's pretty bad. But I also think he's nearsighted

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because he has a weird Rose Quartz contact. Since it's in

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the back of the class, don't worry about that at all, at all,

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because now we're in a completely different scene,

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where now Logan has is. Trying to get to striker or a victor. I

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don't know what he's trying to do at this moment, but he goes

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to his old teleporting friend Will i am, who just happens to

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run a gym that Jimmy Dukes. What is his name? Jimmy Fred Dukes is

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a dope name, though, but so will I am apparently runs a boxing

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arena gym that Dukes trains at, but Dukes ate a lot of food

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because he got sad after all the murdering he did the genocides.

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So now he's real fat, and that's a joke. He's fat because he

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murdered a bunch of people and was sad about it. And now to get

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information, Logan's got to go fight him. I so as the two of

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them fight, duke says that he will give Logan or Wolverine the

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information about where he can find Victor if he beats him in

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the fight. And the fight is pretty one sided, because

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although Dukes has gained many, many pounds and now is massively

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obese, here, he still has all of his abilities, so he still hits

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like a tank, and it's enough to send Logan flying. Logan jumps

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back into the ring, and this is when he realizes that, because

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his body is now laced in adamantium the skeleton, he can

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use that to his advantage. As he proceeds to constantly headbutt

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Dukes, to the point when Dukes finally falls down to the ground

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and to end the fight, he extends out his claws and demands for

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Dukes to tell him where he can find Victor, where Duke shares

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though it was supposed to be the twist of the movie, one of the

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twists of the movie is that this entire time Victor and Stryker

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have been working together, they actually are operating and

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kidnapping mutants and bringing them to an island to experiment

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on their powers. And this is when Wolverine realizes that

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he's been duped this entire time. Stryker wanted to have him

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get his body laced in the adamantium, possibly in the

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hopes of using him in the same way that he did it in the past.

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But now he's realizing that it's become so much more worse,

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because Victor is now involved with the the mutant kidnappings

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that have been happening, which is now an established plot,

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scary thing, I guess, like 50 minutes through the film. So we

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went from the mutants Logan used to work with are being killed to

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mutants are being kidnapped constantly, just out of nowhere.

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There's no transition or any hint of this happening prior to

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this. And we see Victor capture Cyclops. I I want to, I'm going

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to put a pin in this plan, because I later on, we're going

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to talk about it. So I'm going to put a pin in this whole

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Victor and striker plan right now, what we find out is Victor

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and striker. The plan is for striker to be able to capture a

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bunch of mutants, isolate their powers and then somehow combine

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them. That's that's his major plan. Victor's cool with this.

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Apparently, he's like, let's go. Let's definitely do it. Would

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you? Would some of the people on the the team's powers been

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useful for this collab, and you could have skipped the middleman

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had Victor kidnap them instead of kill them. Maybe don't worry

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about that, though, because now, because there's only one person

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who knows where to find Stryker and Victor, and that's Gambit.

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So they go to gambits casino in New Orleans, and will i am?

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Wants to go too, because he wants redemption for the killing

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he did. I get I guess he killed people. I don't know. They don't

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get confusing. It really, yeah, and but don't worry about it,

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because his his vine, his spine, gets snapped by Victor. Two

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seconds later, I fish. Oh, man. Um, and upon seeing this,

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Wolverine goes into a rage. He extends his claws. Um, Victor

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looks at him, says, ooh, shiny. Um, though I'm still trying to

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figure out how they were shining, because, I mean, it was

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bad. CJ, that's besides the point. Um, Gambit tries to join

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into the fight, but he gets like, basically elbow to the

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face, because he was just like, This is not your time to shine.

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So as Victor and Wolverine fight it out, they are basically

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causing more damage than they did the last time. It does seem

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like Wolverine does have the edge. And striker was right that

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this new. Skeleton laced adamantium that he has is enough

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to fight and take down Victor. However, as they're coming to

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the final blow, Gambit starts running across the rooftops, and

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I'm just gonna say this is not how gambits powers work at all.

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Like this? Is this? No, basically they treat it as that

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he took his staff, and when he slammed it down, it acts like

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Mjolnir and creates a Concussive Blast that's enough to separate

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these two powerhouses from fighting that is not gambits

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powers at all. A lot of it's connected to like energy

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transfers into inanimate objects. That's not what was

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shown here. It's enough of a thing where it's just like,

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Victor is able to escape Wolverine. He's like he really

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wanted to just find a way, and he's gets very upset with Gambit

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for distracting him from the battle. So he starts fighting

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with Gambit. At one point we see a very badly done CGI thing with

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like fire of a fire escape, which had me questioning how

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tall the fire escapes are in New Orleans, um, but then not nearly

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that tall. Okay, this, at this point, he cut a skyscraper down

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like it is not that tall, not not on Bourbon Street, which

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where they were heavily implying this was taking place Bourbon

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Street, the fire escapes are not that tall. They don't have

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buildings that tall on Bourbon Street. Like it's absolutely

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insane.

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Um, but now that Gambit has fallen to the ground after

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hanging off a deer life for all the five minutes in this

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sequence on this fire escape, the two the side realized that

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they do kind of have this common goal, where Gambit the reason

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why he needs to be found was because he had originally

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escaped from this island, and Wolverine wanted to know how to

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get to this island. And Gambit offered to take Wolverine to the

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island, if it meant that he never had to worry about looking

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over his shoulder because Wolverine was going to go and

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kill Victor and Stryker and anybody else on that island,

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regardless of if it was their first day or if they're just

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covering a shit for somebody. So Okay, now we have stakes, and I

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guess, and now we get another reveal out of nowhere. Striker

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reveals that his son was a mutant, and his mutant mutant

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son eventually drove his wife to die. It's unambiguous how the

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death happened, but his wife is dead because of his mutant son.

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So I guess his goal is to create a mutant so powerful that it

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could kill any other mutant, but also that he can control it. So

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just to recap, his solution to a powerful mutant that led to his

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wife's death is to create a powerful mutant that could lead

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to everybody's death. Cool, good, good thinking striker, and

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even better thinking there's a general here, is like, Yo,

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actually we, we're going to cut it here. Like, great, great

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work. Great work so far. But actually we're going to, we're

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going to pull out and strikers like, okay, cool. Cool shoots

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the general, just shoot some like, doesn't even blame it on a

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mutant. This would be a great time to blame it on a mutant. In

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fact,

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Agent Zero learned from his boss, I have terrible like about

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screaming people as as this guy is bleeding out, um, Wolverine

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and Gambit are flying to the island. Gambits playing. He won

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the game of poker. Just go with it. And Wolverine and Gambit

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have this cute little banter, which is leading to another

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major issue with this movie. They love to put Wolverine in

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situations where he has, like, cute banter with, like, Will i

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am with Gambit, with Kayla. But these are three different

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characters. We cannot be expected to be invested in the

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beginning. He's not a quippy guy. Wolverine's other kind of

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guy. So if you want that dynamic, you have to keep a

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character alive for more than 20 minutes so we can, like, get

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that. They're like, Gavin's like, Oh, don't, don't die. And

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before I kill you, and Wolverine's like that, if I kill

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you first, like, you're not friends. But here's where we get

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a chance to see another superhero. Well, not quite

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landing, because he gets influenced by, I guess maybe his

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future time of Captain America, as he decides to jump out this

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plane with no parachute. Um. Right? Because they're low

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enough and they're going fast enough. Wolverine just basically

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skips across the water. Because every time he hits the water, it

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just like bounces him up. I was confused about like, what was

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the plan like? Is he trying to enter the facility under the

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water, or is he trying to walk through, mainly because once he

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finally arrives and sees striker putting together his masterpiece

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here, wolver is completely dry. Not only that, but Gambit later

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shows up. So that's implied, he found somewhere to land the

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plane, because Gambit can't do that. So Gambit had to land the

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plane somewhere, and Wolverine, it wasn't a rush. There was no

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deadline to getting this done. So, yeah, where did Gambit land

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the plane eventually? I mean, this place is called Three Mile

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Island. I guess somewhere along the three miles, I don't even

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know it's a lot, it's it's weird. Um, so when Wolverine

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confronts struck striker, and then we pan back over to

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Wolverine, and we see that someone is standing behind him,

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and this person finally comes into focus, revealing that Kayla

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silver fox is actually still alive, she reveals that she has

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faked her death because she has been working with Stryker this

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entire time due to the fact that Stryker has her sister and she

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worked with Victor to fake her death by having him inject her

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with something to slow down her heart rate. And then Victor

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basically ripped a blood bag and spilt it all over Kayla, which

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then made me think, did Wolverine only check for the

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pulse and not check for a wounds, for something that

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bloody? No, no, he just immediately, because it's

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implied he had to bury her, right? Like he didn't just leave

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her in the middle of the forest to get eaten by wild animals.

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Like, like, yeah, we're missing a scene where he took it to a

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coroner or, like, did any follow up? Um, so, yeah. So after this

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reveal, he just leaves, and striker doesn't do anything,

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which Victor even calls about like you just, you just let him

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go. It seems like you earlier, he does say Wolverine was a

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cornerstone of my plan, but he just lets him walk out the door

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without any, any like, anything. And then it's revealed that

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Victor was doing all of this so he could get adamantium

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implanted in him, but strikers like, Nah, you wouldn't survive

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the procedure. And here it's like, this is where I thought

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the movie could have been clever, because I had to read I

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read it as he knew that saber tooth is a psychopath, and he

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did not want to give him adamantium, because that guy, he

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could do whatever he wanted. So he just lied and said, you

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couldn't survive the procedure. But I had to, I had to come up

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that by myself, I'd be that's not what the movie is implying.

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The movie's just implying like, Nah, I could have never given

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you what you want. So Kayla's like, look, see, he's a liar.

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And Victor's like, well, you know what, I'm kill you anyway.

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And Wolverine hears Kayla screams, so he comes back for

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round three, yeah, um, he comes through in the most jacked

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version of Wolverine that we can see, because he has the claws

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extended. He is wearing the tightest of tank tops, as his

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muscles are just like stretched out. The two of them rush

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towards each other. They start fighting. It's enough, once

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again, because Wolverine has this adamantine, as it's kind of

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built up in this story, it's enough to give him the edge over

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Victor. At one point, even Wolverine learns to use his

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environment to his advantage, as he takes Victor and throws him

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alongside himself onto what seems to be some like steel

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pipes and as Wolverine is about to kill, give the killing blow,

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much in a similar fashion as to what happened with their father.

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Thomas Logan Victor is saying, Go ahead, do it. And you know

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you in these moments, you probably want to root for him,

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because it's just like Wolverine. This is the moment.

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This is the thing you wanted to do this entire time. Just take

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them out. But because this is a 2000 storytelling about brothers

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and all that. Obviously, Wolverine decides if he kills

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him, then he's no better than Victor, which was then

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reinforced unnecessarily by Kayla saying, You're not an

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animal. It was just like Ma'am, we know that, but you're also a

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terrible person. For lying to this man in the way that you

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did. So it's like, is this full circle, right? I do not want to

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close this loop with you. Kayla after everything. No, why is she

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so invested in saving Victor? Like I don't understand. Um, so

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instead, Wolverine decides to just punch Victor in the face

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really hard, and let's just assume it knocks him out. And

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this is when Wolverine grabs Kayla, and they're like, all

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right, it's time to go. I got a friend with a plane, and she's

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like, No, because striker still has my sister, plus a whole

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bunch of other mutants on this island as they easily, easily

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find everybody. And it's just like, cool. Let's, uh, let's cut

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them all out so Wolverine runs through cuts every single lock

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on all their cages as everybody runs free. Though, I'm pretty

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sure it should have taken more time, given the fact that some

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of these people were really in intricate prisons. Like, there

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was this one guy, I'm assuming was super fast, that was held by

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rubber. And how did they break him out? Oh, he didn't. They

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actually, okay, it was a number. Got it, yeah, you know, again,

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there's no, there's no time limit on any of those, like

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there's they're not being chased by anyone. There's no security

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there. She's no security in the facility at all, if you notice,

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because he runs into zero opposition the entire time,

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until you all know it. You all knew it was coming. But Wade

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Wilson returns. He has his mouth has been sewn shut. He has sword

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claws that extend out of his elbows, which should slice his

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arm open every time he uses them, and can teleport as well.

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At least his powers are clear, you know, at least his powers

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are clear now, and he can, I wonder if he had any of Asian

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zeros powers, maybe he can help us. Maybe he also can heal

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really fast. So they do. The line that everybody hates Wade

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is that you guest striker finally found a way to shut you

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up. Boom. So worst Deadpool attacks, meanwhile, at a scene I

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completely forgot, while Cyclops is escaping with with Kayla and

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the rest of the group, um, Cyclops straight up murders the

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other four charity bars that are in this building. What was that

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about? Yeah, it's like, add that to your teenage drama. Like,

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whoa. And he was like, ready and willing to do he's just like,

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Just point me in the direction. It was just like, sir, you're a

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human now the weapon. So during this time, Kayla's sister, which

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is revealed to be Emma Frost, she turns over Fox and Emma

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Frost, okay, yeah, this comic accurate, but I've never really

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looked into like, what happened.

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So Kayla is, like, telling everybody that we need to move

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Emma. She's like, she's blocking the bullets because she has

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diamond hard skin. But as we mentioned, Scott is able to just

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take out every single one of the oppositions, and as everybody's

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ready to make their next stage in their their exit, Kayla says

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that, no, I have to stay because I have to help. And this is

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like, help do what? But it's clear that she's actually just

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saying this because she knows that she can't go any further.

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I'm putting the question asterisk on that one, because

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during the time when they were being shot at, she did get hit

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by something unclear, if it was somebody's like, actual accuracy

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during this entire time, or maybe if it was, like a ricochet

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from Kayla taking something from when Emma Frost was blocking the

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bullets. But this entire time, Wolverine's getting the work.

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Y'all like it is, it's like a straight up butt kicking that

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Deadpool is just putting on Wolverine. Um, the whole entire

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island is taking place on this, like, like a nuclear power plant

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or a defunct nuclear power plant. Um, so they're just like,

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now, just fighting on top of one of those, like, I never really

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know what to call them, but you see them in The Simpsons

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whenever Homer goes to work, those like, giant things where,

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just, like, where the nuclear energy is coming from. So

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they're fighting on that very small side. And as it's about to

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seem as if, like, Deadpool and will Deadpool is about to give

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the killing blow to Wolverine. This is when Victor miraculously

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makes his way up the thing, grabs Wolverine before he falls

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into the pit and just says, Hey, I'm the only one that can kill

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you. Yeah. And then Deadpool spans spams to the teleport

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button to keep up with both of them. Yeah. So it also he fires

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his eye lasers that Wolverine can block with his adamantium

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for an indefinite amount of time. Which, okay, sure. It just

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makes them it just heats them up. Apparently, it's fine. It

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doesn't however long, whatever elsewhere, strikers like, I'm

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gonna, I got a gun with adamantium bullets, and I'm

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gonna shoot him, and he's gonna get amnesia, and I'm how, how do

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you know that? I mean, because I maybe that's how guns work in

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the 20th century, Fox X, men world, I don't know. I Yeah. And

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also, like later in Logan, it is established that guns with

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adamantium bullets can kill mutants, and does it. Was this

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gun weaker than the gun in in Logan, because that looked like

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a regular gun in Logan, in any case, he he's like, I'm gonna go

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shoot him till he has amnesia. Uh, Logan kills Deadpool by

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decapitating him with the hot claws. It's pretty easy. It's

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really not satisfying at all. And as Wolverine falls

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approximately to the core of the earth after he jumps off the top

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of that nuclear cone, he doesn't get hit by debris because Gambit

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shows up and cuts the debris in half. And I'm also like 99%

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sure, while roverine would have been fine if he got hit by the

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debris anyway. But also that's not how powers work. But it

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really doesn't matter, the Wolverine and gammon have a cute

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moment before Wolverine decides to run into a hail of bullets

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like the opening sequence. Yeah, and this is because he sees

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Kayla and decides he's going to try and be with her and try to

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help her escape, because he does see that she has been shot. The

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thing that does happen, which was our surprise cameo of this

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movie, is during their escape, Scott is hearing directions in

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his head about how to escape, and it's revealed that the

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person giving him these instructions and guiding the

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helicopter, which also makes me wonder, was he using his

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telekinetic powers to guide this helicopter? His professor calls

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him. Okay, that's my main gripe about this movie, because I

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don't think anybody called him. I think Charles knew these

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mutants were getting kidnapped and just let them rock. Yeah, it

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has to, it has to be, because there's never a line that's

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like, usually when stuff like this happens, there's a line

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like, oh, they were blocking the psychic powers, or they're

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behind some kind of shield. But there's never, it's never

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established. It seems like they were just chilling in that

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facility, and Xavier was just waiting for a big enough

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distraction so he could swoop in and be the savior of the day,

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right? Because he does. It doesn't seem as if he knows

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Scott, like Scott does have like the glasses for for like, as it

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seems like he will have gotten them from Xavier, but it's never

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established if the two know each other. And in fact, it does seem

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as if this is their first meeting. So yeah, um, Charles

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Xavier definitely knew these kids were being kidnapped and

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tortured and just let them rock. That's the way I see it now,

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yep. Um, so yeah, meanwhile, Wolverine runs into the hail of

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bullets like, seriously, Stryker is shooting at him in a straight

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line. Wolverine runs in a straight line and gets shot

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like, if he'd see exact if he waited, like, maybe two minutes

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for striker to come out of clover, if he threw a rock, he

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wouldn't have gotten shot. But striker ends up shooting him in

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the head directly, twice, one at point blank range, which does

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not kill him at point blank range, which is very

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contradictory to Logan, where Laura gets off a shout from at

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least 10 feet and it's blows off parts of the head anyway, he

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just gets amnesia. He wakes up, Kayla dies. But before Kayla

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dies, she tells striker, Hey, um, touches his leg, and so

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striker, hey, walk into your foot bleed, then walk some more,

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which is going to take a while. Like, I've walked around a lot

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on some days, like out like seven hours and I my feet

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weren't bleeding. Maybe I was doing it wrong, but it takes a

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while. So also forgot to quickly mention, yeah, Kayla had powers

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for Yeah, it's like, so quickly thrown in that kind of forgot

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she is TAC to. So psychos, that's not right, Echo hypnosis,

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I wrote that down. No, stupid it was. But yeah, she could

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basically just influence anyone as soon as she touches them. Um,

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so that's why she was able to tell striker to walk until his

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feet pleads, which um, feel like that could have been a bigger

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plot point, but it wasn't. So we'll just keep on going. Yeah,

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because before we wrap this, this movie Up, we're almost

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there at the end, thank goodness. So there's a throwaway

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line earlier where Victor says, you know, your powers of

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persuasion won't work at me, my mind's just built different. So

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I do have to wonder, though, because in another scene, she's

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able to stop Wolverine from fighting. That's something we

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she documented. Can do on paper? Could she have earlier in the

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movie, on strikers pay bill at any point, try to persuade

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Wolverine to get the the adamantium grafted into his

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bones. Did she attempt to do that at any point? Just like at

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least try it, because you had to, because otherwise, the two

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options of this plan were Kayla try real hard to use your powers

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to convince Wolverine to get the metal, or we send Victor to kill

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a bunch of mutants. Then tell Wolverine that Victor's killing

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a bunch of mutants, but don't tell it that we're working

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together. Then let Wolverine get beaten by Victor after he gets

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killed, after Kayla gets killed, and we fake her death. And we

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have to hope Victor doesn't actually kill Logan. He just

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leaves him barely alive, and it gives him enough inspiration to

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go get the metal, graft it onto his bones. And then we hope he

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can take his DNA and harvest it and then put it in another

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person. Why was that easier than the other plan? Ladies and

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gentlemen, the people of the crowd I present to you the most

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convoluted plan has now been taken away from justice, league,

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Gods and Monsters, origins, Wolverine, this truly baffling

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villain plan, and the best outcome is this, you have a

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mutant that can murder anybody. So here we start coming to the

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the end of our film. We get a few after credit scenes. Two

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definitely get shown in the movie. There's one other that

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I've heard about. The first one is that we see Stryker finally

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get stopped by some Army soldiers. They tell him, Hey,

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we're calling you in because we have some questions about the

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murder of this general, and it's the same general that striker

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had killed earlier in the scene. Also, we also see that back in

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the debris and all the rubble, we see this like loose hand

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moving around trying to bring itself to the other parts of his

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body. And we see that Wade now in his Deadpool persona,

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just looks at the crowd and says Shush, and showing that he the

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the his like the mouth that he has sewn together is finally be

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opened up. And it's unsure if he's going to be more like how

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he is, how he was previously, or if he's going to be more of

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this, like controlled being that doesn't have any knowledge of

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who he is, much like how Logan has left this film with amnesia,

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really, it seems like the only person who made it out this

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film, well, was, was Victor, honestly, yeah. He seems fine.

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Actually, yeah. He seems like, though Something happened

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between now in X Men, one, yeah. Now that we finished X Men,

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origins, Wolverine, we've gone through this movie in detail

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about what happened. Does this movie earn its cape, or was this

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film straight up cap? This is straight up cap. I mean, wow,

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wow, wow. I This is the thing. There are many problems with the

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movie. I There's no point in getting to each and every one of

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them. Um, but some summaries, we simply don't spend enough time

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with any character to care if they live or die. Um, this

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movie, I believe, came out after born supremacy. And if you

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haven't seen it, sorry, spoilers. But in Born supremacy,

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the love interest from the first film of identity. They identity.

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They spend a whole movie together. And then in the second

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film, she's killed in the first 20 minutes of the movie by uh,

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Carl urban. Yeah, you didn't know that was him. What did you

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that was Billy butcher and born supremacy. Um, so we are mostly

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as an audience, are connected because there we got to know the

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character, and even if we didn't get to know the character, we we

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had a sense they had a life together. They were out of the

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game, you know, the whom they were living this life piece

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before it shattered and she's killed. So that hits for us

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emotionally, because there was enough focus and weight given to

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it. Here we're just thrown a random person and said, Hey,

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Wolverine. Really cares. And they really try to build her up

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as much as they can in 20 minutes. But the fact of the

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matter is that, because we're cutting so much in and out of

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scene, so much, we cannot be expected to care when she dies

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the first time. And that goes for Will i am character that

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goes for Bradley. Everyone in this movie who dies is someone

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we've had maybe two meaningful scenes with. Maybe they've been

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on screen for a little bit longer than that, but meaningful

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moments are few and far between. There's also a theme about this

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movie, which I realize now watching it after all this time,

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a lot of this movie is, what if Wolverine fought x? That's what

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most of this movie is. It's like, how can we get him to

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fight blob Gambit and saber tooth in 15 minutes? You just

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have him go to places and say, I gotta fight you. I gotta fight

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you. I gotta fight you to advance. And that's most of this

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movie is just putting Wolverine in just random situations where

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he would fight other mutants and to skip, to skip ahead to the rt

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alteration there, because there are a lot of movies in this

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there's a war movie, there's a revenge, there's a romance,

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there's a sci fi intrigue, there's a thriller, but

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apocalyptic. There's a lot going on here. To streamline it in a

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movie, I think that would be more thematic for Wolverine and

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his arc in this entire universe, particularly this trilogy, I

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would have it. So this movie, we have to bang and open a montage.

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He goes to jail. When striker pulls him out of jail, it's not

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to do random missions, going looking for rocks and Blood

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Diamond countries. Striker specifically recruits Sabertooth

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and Wolverine to kill other mutants. He says, there are

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other mutants that are problematic. We're building a

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team to stop them, to kill other mutants, and he gets to a

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mission and take the adamantium out. It does not matter that

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they killed. Look in a better movie. Killing of small village

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for adamantium would have really played, but it doesn't really

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play a factor, because they could have found the animantium

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anywhere else. This doesn't really go with the movie, so cut

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that scene. Instead, have them go to a scene where they're

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going after another dangerous mutant, and at the end of the

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mission, Wolverine's about to kill him, and he realizes this

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mutant is not evil. He's not as bad. So he quits because he

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doesn't want to be a tool for killing mutants. The team falls

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apart because none of them want to be a tool for killing

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mutants. And guess what? Victor Creed by himself is not enough.

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He gets maybe some scars for even attempting. He gets real.

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His face gets messed up, some damage. So then later, striker

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comes in and comes up with the plan. What if I had one obedient

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super mutant? I wouldn't need a team. I wouldn't need to rely on

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these people. And then the movie picks up here, where he uses

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Victor to get closer to his goal. He cap Victor captures,

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not kills these mutants to make the super mutant, and that way,

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thematically, when we get to the end of strikers, end game, it

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connects to the beginning of the movie Wolverine, saving the kids

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at the end. It means nothing in this original version, because

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Wolverine never mistreated mutants. He never helped capture

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any mutants. But in this new version, because he directly

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killed mutants in the past, him freeing the mutants would have

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resonance, and by the end time, He gets a Logan and he's saving

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the kids, we're like, Oh, wow. Look, he's come full circle.

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He's starting. He stepped out of the world now he's back in to

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save mutants. Would it solve all the problems? God, no, no, I

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couldn't, will I am. You are a brilliant musician. This wasn't

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your role. But I think something to tie this movie together, to

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make it to one coherent thing would have been great, but there

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I am. Man, you know, I used to love this movie, especially when

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basically every single person had a copy of it before the

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before all the visual effects were done, because that was the

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thing that happened, I remember. But yeah, this was this movie.

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Was a cat for me. Yeah, mainly because I like Hugh Jackman. I

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love his work. I love what he's done with the character of

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Wolverine, definitely has revolutionized the character.

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You know, even now, people are like, We need someone who's like

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Hugh Jackman, but more along the lines of what Wolverine is true,

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truly looks like in the comics. Because, let's be honest, Hugh

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Jackman is a six foot something huge jack man and Wolverine is

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not that at all. So um. But the thing that I had an issue with

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it just, I agree. It just felt like it's just, um, how many

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people can we get Wolverine to fight, which is, like, it's cool

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to see, but not what I want to see. It was supposed to be a

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live action origin story of a character. The other things I

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was upset about was, just like, the bad, bad CGI. You know, it

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got to a point where it was, like, very unbearable to watch

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in certain scenes. This also creates a bunch of continuity

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errors. Because the thing I was, yeah, the thing I was most upset

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about is that, like, by the end of this film, it shows that,

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like, while Wolverine does not know who he is, it should mean

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that by X Men, one, even though he doesn't know who he is,

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Sabertooth would know who he is, and he has never, ever called

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Wolverine Jimmy in that movie at all. I think he also must have

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gotten amnesia in between films, because that's the only thing

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that explains why they have no no dialog or acknowledgement

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together, right? Oh, man. But finally, the theme issue that I

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have with this film was that we get the standard CW 2000 drama

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of brothers from different sides. And the thing I didn't

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like about this film is that what most shows that tried to do

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this kind of storytelling, and the immediate shows, I think of

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were about two brothers supernatural and The Vampire

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Diaries they granted, those are shows. But at a certain point I

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have an understanding of why both sides, both brothers, are

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right in their thinking, even though they differ in what their

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goals are.

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I don't get that with Victor. It's immediate that Wolverine is

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the favorite individual he's thrown into this brotherhood. We

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know that even though he starts off being the killer and then we

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just end up liking Wolverine Moore, maybe it's the hair, I

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don't know, but at the end of it, it would make sense if we

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were given a reason for why Sabertooth or just Victor, is a

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preferred individual or something like for us to align

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with him in some way, shape or form, there's at no point in

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which we do. He's continuously siding with striker. He's

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continuously killing he's continuously doing all the bad

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things. There's no rhyme or reason to it. He's just doing it

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for his own enjoyment. And it's not like I understand. It was

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just like he went down this path because he had lost his brother,

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the person who, you know, guided him along. But even when

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Wolverine was there, he he had already had and developed the

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dark side, like, well into the point where Wolverine was just

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like, I can't do this anymore, and he just continued on. And

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it's not like he was looking for any path to redemption or

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anything like that. The only thing was, even at the end of

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it, he was just like, the only person that can kill you is me.

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So now I'm just like, Why do why do we even care about Victor?

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Yeah, being the brothers adds absolutely nothing. We don't

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never know what Victor wants, except metal it is. It's just

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bad, yeah. So was there anything that could have saved us behind

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the scenes about this movie, from what we had to experience

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for about 107 minutes here in 2009 No, because this one's a

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fairly open and shut case. I was expecting to get a lot of dirt

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on this one, because clearly something was not right, but the

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explanation is really simple, writer strike. This was made

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during a writer strike, and they had to continually rewrite the

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movie, which makes that explains everything. I think there

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probably was an intent for this movie to be a one unified

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vision, but they had to shoot around schedules. They had to,

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you know, Hugh Jackman was getting busy. I imagine a lot of

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their guest stars and and support. Cast was busy, so they

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had to shoot what they had. And I think because they were

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getting new pages every day, it seems like no one really knew

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what this movie was. There were so many cooks in the kitchen, so

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many writers also as two random fun facts, originally, Brian Cox

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was going to reprise his role as striker with de aging

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technology. No, I don't know why he would even need to do that.

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It the year is not important, yeah, because clearly the movie

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forgot it, yeah. So that's the thing. And there was an

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alternate ending where Wolverine would be drinking in a bar,

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saying you're drinking, and forget, nah, I'm drinking and

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remember, that's it. Alcohol works, never in the history of

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anything. And also, another fun fact, this has nothing to do

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with the making of the movie, but I just love this fun fact,

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so much New York's own Gilberto Sanchez got a year in jail for

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leaking an early copy of Wolverine, origins with

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unfinished effects. They tracked him down. They found him, and

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that's he got a year he did a year bid for leaking this cap of

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a movie. They were not joking with those piracy warnings back

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in the day. Now he wouldn't steal a car. I bet, I don't

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think he would even steal a glance. Oh, man. But speaking of

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glances, it's time to take a look at these comic book stuff

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that is connected to this film. So I guess there's a lot, and

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I'm gonna do my best to get through it quickly for y'all,

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because this one, it takes a lot of history. But first, let's

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just quickly level set with Wolverine's comic origins. He

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was created by John Romita Sr and Len Wayne. They were under

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the direction of Roy Thomas, who requested, this was the specific

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request that we need more Canadian superheroes. Yes, there

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was a boom in comics around this time, and they were in Canada,

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and they were like, we we need to show that they're represented

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too. So these two got together and created in one story where

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Wolverine first appeared on July 2, 1974 so Wolverine just

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celebrated his 50th anniversary of his first appearance with a

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picture of on the final panel of Hulk in The Incredible Hulk

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number nine, number 180 where he's going off to face off

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against the Hulk and the Wendigo. And he looks so good,

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he still looks the same. Yep, yep. Thankfully, though they did

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change his mask a bit, he didn't really have that those like the

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stronger, darker border around his eyes. They just did it

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around his where his eyes would have been. So it he literally

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looks like a Wolverine versus the two Batman who were facing

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each other side by side. So this comment came out in October, on

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July 2, 1974 and then it was followed up by his full official

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appearance in The Incredible Hulk number 181, where, as I

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mentioned, he faced off against the Wendigo on July 30. This is,

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while it's not the same story, there's an homage to it that can

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actually be seen in the television series agents of

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Smash. Is an animated show you can find on Disney, plus right

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now, where the Hulk actually faces off against the one to go

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in this episode in particular, too, and he is leading a team of

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other hulks that includes she, Hulk red, Hulk, a bomb and scar,

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yeah. So check that out, because I'm pretty sure Hulk is coming

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up soon, um, and so that was his first origin, and then

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eventually we will see him join up with the X man and all that.

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Um, but this movie produces a very truncated story of the way

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Wolverine's origins are in comics. And this isn't just a

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story where it's just like, here's one, here's like, a

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particular five issue comic for you all, and like when this one

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particular year, no Wolverine's origins have been created,

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created over the span of decades, there have been many

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comics that has given some kind of evidence of what was

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happening to Wolverine back in the day to create the person

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that we know and love today across X Men media. Uh, the

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first one we have, which is actually called Wolverine

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origin. It also went under the name origin, or origin, the true

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story Wolverine. This is a six issue comic book limited series

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published by Marvel that ran from november 2001 to July of

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2002 it was written by Bill jemis, Joe casada, Paul Jenkins,

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with artwork by Andy Cooper and Richard eseno. And it's more or

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less this movie, but better. So in this movie, it starts off

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very similar where James Howlett, he's, gets introduced

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he becomes from a very rich family in Canada, um, he has a

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groundskeeper. He has a friend by the name of rose. The

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groundskeeper. Name is Thomas Logan. Thomas has a son named

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dog. Well, he's setting yourself up for failure there. Yeah. And

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Thomas Logan has always been a cruel individual. That's how it

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always played out. So in the story, it's told that Thomas,

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um, he actually looks a little bit like an older version of

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Logan. So the thought was that dog was actually Logan or James

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or Wolverine, but it's shown that Wolverine actually has a

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very rich background. He's a part of the like Aristotle

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aristocracy that's in Canada at that time. So with time, as

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their family grows and he gets older, Thomas Logan is a very

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abusive and alcohol abusive person, where, unfortunately,

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dog is the receiving end of a lot of that stuff. So dog

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decides, because he's going through all this, he's like, I'm

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gonna do the same thing too. And Logan, or James, has a friend

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named Rose, who dog believes likes him, and he tries and

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attempts to assault her. Unfortunately, that happened.

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Rose was able to get out and defeat him, move him out the way

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from anything further happening. And in doing so, dog ends up

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killing Logan's dog or James's dog. This is exactly, this is no

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joke, the origin story of the first Joe. Joe's like, Yeah,

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almost like B for me. So because that happened, and James

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Wolverine, he saw it happen, they decided that, like they

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knew that their family upbringing was not right. So at

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one point,

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Thomas and dog, they were told they have to leave the manor by

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Wolverine's father, and this is when Thomas decides I'm going to

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return back and rob the Howlett estate. And he's also at that

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point, he gets cornered by Elizabeth, Wolverine's mom, and

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he's telling her that she should leave with him. And it's implied

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in that moment that he had an affair with her, and that it's

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possible that the child that they lost, that Elizabeth lost

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previously, before James was born, might have been his as

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well as James himself. So this is where we see in our movie

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that the Logan family is the one so dog in this world, as well as

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James are supposed to be half brothers. Okay, okay, that that

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part makes sense. Yeah, John, he hears this commotion, so he runs

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out to see what's going on. Unfortunately, Thomas Logan

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kills John with the shotgun that he has and dog rose and James

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all see this happen, along with um Elizabeth Hallett. In the

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horror of all this, James decides, just like in our movie,

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to kill Thomas. And then, once again, this implied that, um, he

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is, that James is actually Thomas's son. Elizabeth sees the

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bone clause, and it's just like, What are you? And because of

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everything that happened, she decides to take her own life.

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James, shocked about what happened, is so like he can't

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figure out what to do, so rose jumps in and grabs him, and they

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start to run away together. But during that time, dog decides to

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stay behind and uses this as an opportunity to blame James and

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rose for the death of every single person in the room so

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that he can just take over. Well, they're better at framing

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than Agent Zero, yes. So then time passes, rose and James

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decide to make a new life for themselves. Fun fact, Rose is

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drawn to look a little bit like Jean Gray, so that explains some

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of the feelings that we saw. Yeah, yeah. So rose decides that

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they're going to have to go under new names. So they decide

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to go under the Logan name. And Logan will then get the name

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Wolverine because of the people that he worked with. They joked

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around with the fact that he loved to dig so much like a

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Wolverine. All right, guys, I see there are different animals.

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The Mole doesn't work as well, but come on. Yeah, it was kind

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of, it's kind of right. So this was all a story that was told.

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It was, as I mentioned, this limited series was told, um,

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after another story where Logan had, or Wolverine has own series

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called The Wolf, called Wolverine, and which, in this

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particular story, called hunted where it was introduced that dog

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came back into their lives and has now been trying to mess

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around with Wolverine. And upon finding out all about this, this

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is when we get the this is this 2001 story provided a more

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definitive story of who Wolverine is, how he came to be.

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The thing about the amnesia is not connected to adamantium

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bullets in this particular story, it actually is connected

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to all the trauma that he experienced every single time

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that he has a moment of trauma, it creates a mental block for

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him where he just, like, blacks out and he had enough of them

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that it just erased his memories.

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Okay, well,

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that as you do. And then the other part of this

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movie that comes up is the Weapon X program. So this is not

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done well in this movie whatsoever, mainly because of

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what we've seen across the X Men animated series. There's also a

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Hulk versus Wolverine um movie, animated movie as well. In this

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particular those have better depictions, to me, of what

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Weapon X really operated like this. One in particular is just

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um Wolverine kind of telling the story about what happened to him

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during the Weapon X program. And this story was featured in

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Marvel Comics Presents The Wolverine or Weapon X issues

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number 72 through 84 that ran for about almost a year, from

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March to september of 1991 it was written by Barry Winsor

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Smith. And in this, we see the whole process of when Wolverine

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got the bone, got his bone claws laced with adamantian. This was

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more the definitive story of, like, what happened to him. He

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unsure if he chose to do this, or he just he chose to have the

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his body laced with adamantine, or if it was just like they

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grabbed him and decided to create him as his project. But

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the biggest thing about it, as we mentioned, is the thing where

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he ended up not being in control of who he was or what he was

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doing for a very long time because of this weapon X

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programming. And yeah, those are the two main stories that was

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trying to put in here. It would have been crazy if they tried to

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do some more, like there's, at one point, another part of

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Wolverine's origins, of him working alongside Captain

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America, because no two of them fought together on World War

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Two, but Weapon X and this Wolverine Origins movie is the

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main thing. Fun facts I learned about Wolverine's origins. Also,

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while it's been debunked and was not planned, actually, it was

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believed that there was an original idea to create a story

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of Wolverine where he actually wasn't a mutant, but rather a

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Wolverine that was turned into a human by the what's his name,

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the high evolutionary Absolutely not, yeah, thankfully, that was

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me that was told that was not true by um, by Len, the creator

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of Wolverine. But one idea that they were thinking about,

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apparently, was that Wolverine would have been an individual

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who was involved in the car crash, and he would have had the

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adamantium added into his body, bone by bone, and the claws was

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just added in for fun, turning him into this thing. So the way

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that could have worked into place was that, um, because

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Captain America, when they were working together, he had no

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concept of mutants. He would have just assumed that Wolverine

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was just either a really lucky guy, because he was surviving

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all of these firefights and that the boat, that the metal claws

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were actually some part of his suit, that he just didn't

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understand how it worked. Not a lot of A plus scholars around

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here, huh? Yeah, I'm I'm Hope. I'm glad that we probably talked

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to some scientists about genetics, and there was great

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mutants, all right. So with that, that's going to wrap up

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our episode today. Uh, join us next time as we are continuing

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this not quite Deadpool and Wolverine adventure. I'm calling

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this the Ryan and Hugh road trip. Is. Right? Um, as we're

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going back to our roots with a holiday movie to make caller

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demand very happy. Um, as we discussed, once upon a Deadpool,

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yeah, very excited for this one. Yeah. You guys may have not have

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seen this. You might have thought, oh, it's the same movie

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as Deadpool two, is it? We'll find out next week. In the

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person in need of medical assistance, check to see if

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there are actual wounds before you sign up to have like weird

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metal laced on your bones to avenge them. For some reason,

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and even if you're made out of metal, please do not run

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straight towards a bullet. If somebody's shooting at you,

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About the Podcast

Cape or Cap: A Black Nerd Superhero Podcast
Fun deep dives and honest takes on superhero productions from two Black Nerds breaking down what’s worth your time ('cape') and what you can skip ('cap')
Cape or Cap: A Black Nerd Superhero Podcast is the perfect place for dissecting superhero shows, movies, and their source material comics from a Black nerd's perspective.

Join Chamar "ComicChams" Griffith and Andrew "Arete" Tejada as they delve into the stories, behind-the-scenes work, and comic origins of these productions. They provide a final review to let you know which ones are worth a watch and have earned their 'cape', and which ones have crash-landed and earned a 'cap'. Expect reviews, lightning rounds, and plenty of nerdy banter in every episode. Available wherever you get your podcasts.
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Chamar Griffith

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A Blerd from birth, Chamar is just a kid from Brooklyn who has always loved epic tales, art, and animation. Given that superheroes and cartoons have all three, he dived into this colorful world.

Andrew Tejada

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